| my chemical romance |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|04:19 pm] |
Hey, so it's been OHHHH a few months since i've written in this damn thing. It's over due. I had to find out a few things, and go a few places... i didn't remember where i put myself... I was actually right when i left me... who would have known. ANYWAY... my days and nights have been pretty full... And I can honestly say... i'm really okay. I'm so happy... but not like, tom and katie holmes happy... more like tom hanks and rita wilson happy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH omg, so fucking happy... i'm getting my star bracelet back... it was found... YESSS... AMEN |
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| the anti christ |
[Apr. 6th, 2005|02:10 pm] |
LiNzMv85: where have u been
Flwrchoker: under a rock
Flwrchoker: no internet
LiNzMv85: omg-how did u survive it
Flwrchoker: it was a ruff time in my life
LiNzMv85: well im glad u got through it..and i hope it only made u better from the experience
Flwrchoker: i'm at dans getting my fix
LiNzMv85: oh geez
LiNzMv85: how much longer do u have
Flwrchoker: haha about 3 days till i start convulsing and 5 till i pass out... then i give myself 4 days till i die
LiNzMv85: well ill b there 2 hold ur hand..b strong kris b strong
Flwrchoker: lol
Flwrchoker: im trying... slowly dying...
LiNzMv85: like the pope
LiNzMv85: oh that was a bad joke huh
Flwrchoker: baby he's dead
Flwrchoker: guess u didn't get the memo
LiNzMv85: oh shit
Flwrchoker: lol hahahahaha
LiNzMv85: im retarted what do u expect
Flwrchoker: i love you alot
Flwrchoker: way to be the anti christ
LiNzMv85: thank u
LiNzMv85: i try
Flwrchoker: lol
LiNzMv85: i should b the next pope then
LiNzMv85: i could control the world!
Flwrchoker: maybe u could set shit on track
Flwrchoker: just what the world needs, a woman, non-catholic, lesbian, racist, people-hating, indie rock listening pope
Flwrchoker: u got my vote
LiNzMv85: thank u and i think the rest of the underworld would agree
Flwrchoker: haha, not to mention a few small children and people with std's
LiNzMv85: hahaha..and the president
LiNzMv85: oh..the web we weave
LiNzMv85: ive always wanted 2 say that
Flwrchoker: yea... he's pretty much up for ruining the world
LiNzMv85: id like 2 take some credit though
Flwrchoker: haha i know... so tell me...
LiNzMv85: i mean my family ...comon
Flwrchoker: how long have u been waiting to use the line " the web we weave..."
LiNzMv85: like 5 or so years
Flwrchoker: yes
LiNzMv85: thank u 4 the oppertunity
Flwrchoker: and u can't even spell
Flwrchoker: the icing on the cake
LiNzMv85: i know i cant!
LiNzMv85: and thats y u love me
Flwrchoker: duh
LiNzMv85: duh-i havent said that since probrally 6th grade...
LiNzMv85: and thats y i love u
Flwrchoker: yesss
Flwrchoker: this is so easy
LiNzMv85: what is
Flwrchoker: being friends
LiNzMv85: i know
LiNzMv85: we laugh we cry we hate the world..and we do it together
Flwrchoker: yea...
Flwrchoker: we really do
Flwrchoker: i love the world too
Flwrchoker: i just hate the people who interfere with my happiness
Flwrchoker: which is like everyone who i don't like
Flwrchoker: which is alot...
Flwrchoker: i really gotta learn how to create an argument
LiNzMv85: with who?
Flwrchoker: in general
LiNzMv85: ok..isnt it cool how weve been friends 4 liek 5 yrs and never really got in a fight..besides the hating eachother thing in the begining
Flwrchoker: haha no fights,... reallly
Flwrchoker: we better work on that
LiNzMv85: i know..i guess we figured we had 2 much drama..we had 2 keep the sanity somehow
LiNzMv85: if talking 2 u keeps me sane?
Flwrchoker: haha in our circle of sane insanity
LiNzMv85: hahaha |
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| or... |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|02:44 pm] |
incubus3185: maybe we could just attach a speedometer to the weiner cam
Auto response from Flwrchoker: Me- I wonder how many miles per hour sperm comes out... 70? 80?
Trev- Why don't you just put a calabrator in the back of your throat?
incubus3185: OR we can send in a mini radar gun with your next dose of suppositories... and the anal faries and clock it for you
LakaOMani84: its actually 12 mph |
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| Wawa run |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|12:38 am] |
hahaha so, me and trevor just went to wawa, then decided to go to allstar... and the quotes of the night are as follows
T- Your hairs really blonde... judging by your roots I'd say you had a break-down approximately 3 weeks ago. ( remembering i only dye my hair when i'm depressed)
K- I wonder how many miles per hour sperm comes out...I'd really like to know, 80? 70?
T- Why don't you just put a calabrator in the back of your throat
hahaha then we proceeded to scarf a whole pizza.. amen |
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| when it rains it pours |
[Mar. 28th, 2005|01:09 am] |
lest we go on: i don't know. i've become so disillusioned with romantic feelings that i don't even bother anymore.
lest we go on: it would be nice to finally feel something real.
i really hate the world today... all i need is my bed. well i need my computer, so all i need is my bed, my computer and probably my covers. My computer, my bed, my covers and the picture i took with jenna and the easter bunny. and thats all I need. well i need my cigarettes... ugh- my bed, computer, those covers, the picture and my cigarettes... and this lighter and thats all I NEED!
okay... despite my glorious fucking easter... christ, unfortunately was the only thing that had risen today. not exactly the target i was looking for. |
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| such boundless pleasure, we've no time for later.... |
[Mar. 26th, 2005|11:24 am] |
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Hey... wow it's been a really long time and i'm a complete asshole. I've just been really really busy with design, and quite frankly living up my life.
I LOVE FROU FROU now... ever since last night i can't get enough... here are my favorite lyrics:
"I must be dreaming
Or we're onto something
I must be dreaming
For i don't fall in love lawlessly
I must be dreaming
Or pinch me to waking
So undeniably yours
As long as i'm losing it so completely
Incendiary glance
Be come and collide in me
Zoom in enhance hold
While i go helplessly sky high
Magic eye sugar rushing... don't stop
Euphoria i can't take anymore of... ya i'm losing it... "
I fucking love Nutley New Jersey... i'm here right now enjoying myself in jenna's bed while she's working at abercrombie or as i've affectionately dubbed it " satans asshole". I love meesh, papa john, and her brother... aka my husband one day... haha little does he know it. actually i lied he's full aware of his responsibilites... and i think he's up to the challenge of satisfying my food cravings, sexual desires, and love for anything gloriously over the top or guido. oh did i mention he's like 15... I guess i have to wait till the boy is legal... pffft.. the law. haha, no i've been really really rediculously happy recently. I normally don't let people or society brainwash me into believeing i'm happy ( till they fucking burst my bubble and rip the carpet from under me when i least expect it)... but i figure, if u can't beat them... join em... or at least keep them close enough that when they aren't looking u can roofie them, rape their children, and throw their animals out the window. hahaha wow... i'm so sorry that was out of control. I am so happy right now. I have everthing I need, and somethings I didn't expect to get for a while. I dont know what that means... but it sounded deep... and i'm pretty sure it complys with my life.
I really wish that i was shopping right now... not because i like to shop... but because i like to do things that i shouldn't and spend mass mounts of money frivolously... i can't spell that word... damn it. haha when in rome... no fuck that. It should be " when in nutely"...because this is where the standards for america begin. I've never met more glorious men... they hang up my jacket, feed me food, pop my corks, and tell me horrible jokes...
So... Dante... jenna's boyfriend is the fucking diet coke of libedo... hahaha he's quazi libedo... I told him some stories about my recent sex life (discustingly gloriously recent) and he made jenna cover her ears... haha " just five minutes... not fucking enough"...Dante should probably start taking ginseng or fucking multivitamins or something... i can fuck jenna longer and I dont even have the right equipment.
annnnnnnnyway... i'm probably gonna be strangled for that last comment... whats that called? asphixiation? whatever, regardless of the name... i'd probably enjoy it. Last night was awesome... i was going to hang around school but the man i was banking on hanging out with was insanely busy... proooobbbbbably jerking off or smoking pot..."design"... anyway... i droped everything ( sitting in bed on my computer at home) and came to nutley. went to scotts house and drank my famous yellow tail wine... I loved it... i ate like a box of girl scout cookies... sane disney songs.. smoked a pack of cigarettes... then went to the nutley diner at 5 am... picked up some nachos and disco fries... and feasted in jenna's bed till we passed out. It smelled like a mexican hostle in here... I'm getting too old to feast like a true italian and to party like a rockstar. hahaha just kidding, no i'm fucking not... i have years ahead of me and i fucking love it. Sorry this entry is so long... i just have three hours to kill and i have alot to say... im inspired. okay bye.. love, kristen mother fuckin levy |
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| who's got the juciest B hole in town? the draaaagon does |
[Mar. 14th, 2005|05:41 pm] |
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Hey nigga... I stopped writing cause i hate my journal... oh wait... no because i was on the best spring break ever... and u know what... i'm not gonna post till someone writes me something... cause i'm not a slave |
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| strange |
[Mar. 1st, 2005|12:26 am] |
incubus3185: im really not on the ball tonight... im still tired from my nap
Flwrchoker: hahahaha i napped earlier
Flwrchoker: now i'm cracked out on pills
incubus3185: oh god i hope they were suppositories
Flwrchoker: hahahahahahahahahahahah
incubus3185: you didnt answer
incubus3185: haha
Flwrchoker: i am hving like 10 conversations cracked out
incubus3185: i need to do like 10 drawings for design
Flwrchoker: how is ur finger
incubus3185: getting better, but i forgot my suppositories before so its a little sore
incubus3185: i usually have pat help me with them but he isnt here
Flwrchoker: hahahahahahah
Flwrchoker: little candle sticks for the anus
Flwrchoker: brilliant
incubus3185: hahaha
incubus3185: i never got that... where do they go once their in?
Flwrchoker: they float around in the colon i guess
Flwrchoker: like a little outer space
incubus3185: haha or maybe some magic anal fairy carries it to your blood stream or something
incubus3185: i dont know, just a thought
incubus3185: a very arousing thought
Flwrchoker: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
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| Who's daddy's little fudge hole!! ... Meeee |
[Feb. 27th, 2005|02:03 pm] |
hey so... i thought i'd have time to write... but i gotta go tanning and probably jerk off in to elain gonzalas' mouth... i botched that name... i'll write later. hey... avid readers... ask me a question... anything will suffice. don't forget this is annoymous... (i can't spell) so.. feel free to write anything profane, weird... or down right gross.
.... k bye |
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| fuck fuck fuck the police |
[Feb. 22nd, 2005|11:33 am] |
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Flwrchoker: jesus christ
Flwrchoker: ur gonna be horrified
incubus3185: no, I'M gonna be horrified
Flwrchoker: i just said that
incubus3185: i know
incubus3185: i didnt know what to say
incubus3185: so i tried to argue with you by saying the same thing
incubus3185: pretty clever huh
Flwrchoker: that was a unique twist
Flwrchoker: i didn't see that comming
incubus3185: haha
incubus3185: they never do
Flwrchoker: they?
Flwrchoker: so now there is more than just me in the world
incubus3185: yes
incubus3185: me
Flwrchoker: oh... well as long as thats it
Flwrchoker: i thought u were implying there was more to life than just you and me... and being really really rediculously good looking
incubus3185: hahaha
incubus3185: nope, that pretty much sums up my life
Flwrchoker: hahahahaha me too
Flwrchoker: i'm gonna go nap
Flwrchoker: cool?
incubus3185: cool like a fool in a swimming pool
incubus3185: to quote south park
Flwrchoker : degrade me
IR31985 : you are a dirty filthy whore who eats too much, curse too much, drinks and smokes more then one should, drives badly, and never talks to me
JRoSe4630: but YOU are the perfect loud creepy obnoxious crazily dressed compulsively overeating drunken woman i NEED
WEll.... my life has been a HELL of alot better recently... just everything is falling into place... and i feel like "kristen" again... even if that's not the coolest thing to be... at least i'm happy. lol oh yea... i love jenna rose. even though ur sexually active, and i'm not... i wont hold it against you. lol I LOVE YOU |
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| life... or something like it |
[Feb. 4th, 2005|01:43 pm] |
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Anyway... things have been interesting. Sunday night i was roofied at a bar... my friends think i drank only half of the drink... so i wasn't really out... but i was sooo fucked up. it was very strange... and weird. some older man was like rubbing my back when i had my eyes shut at the bar... scary. Monday night me and my friend Ben...went to condom kingdom to by a penis mold for my friend jon's birthday cake...( always knew he wanted a big chocolate cock)... and i didn't receive any calls from anyone... and was upset... so we went to newyork randomly... we got there late looking for fake ID's, and it was very unsucessful. So what does one do instead? Eat quesadilla's and sip back on margarita's of course!! it was great... good old new york... so we left at like 1 ish... Ben was too tired, so he let me drive his big black dodge pick up ( should been a ford)... and i've never felt more bad ass in my life. We got back at like 3 or so... i did my homework till 5... then had an hour to sleep before class... wow. what a monday... tuesday i just did alot of design work and nothing much else... Wed my dad came to visit me... i spent sometime with frank, mike and ryan and joanna... and she and my two roommates came to dinner with my daddy-o. we ate at sonoma... AMMMAZING. great time. I love my dad more than i love alot of things... he's really really a cool man, and he does so much for me... i'm really lucky to have him in my life. He's so up to date with alot of things... and he's always there and reliable- and funny. haha i sound like a salesman...
ANYWAY... it's friday now... and i'm hoping for an eventful weekend... i gotta clean my room which is never fun... but lets see if i actually can do it. u should post a comment because i like them alot... |
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| ONE MORE TIMEEEE YEAAAA |
[Jan. 31st, 2005|02:27 pm] |
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okay so.. nutley and.. well this weekend was quite amazing... i'll tell you about it later...
i just wanted to save these hilarious convo's
LiNzMv85: good..u helped me look at the bright side..im coming home in the summer..shes moving there in the summer
LiNzMv85: we will make her want 2 move away in the summer
LiNzMv85: mwahahah
Flwrchoker: keept ur friends close...
Flwrchoker: mwaaa ha ha ha haaaa
LiNzMv85: ill offer 2 show her around
LiNzMv85: then when she least expects it...
Flwrchoker: smash...
Flwrchoker: a piano falls out of a three story window
LiNzMv85: with an elephant on top of it
Flwrchoker: and spikes on the bottom
LiNzMv85: i push her out of the way 2 seem like a hero
LiNzMv85: but then
LiNzMv85: she gets hit by on comming traffic
Flwrchoker: but somehow survives...
Flwrchoker: and then i give her a cup of water... she's over whelmed...
Flwrchoker: but it has this non tracable posion in it
Flwrchoker: slow
Flwrchoker: painful
Flwrchoker: death
LiNzMv85: but still somehow survives
LiNzMv85: and lives the rest of her life
LiNzMv85: with a rare deases from the poisen and heart problems
LiNzMv85: so lives on machinery
LiNzMv85: until...
LiNzMv85: i pull the plug-mwahhhahaha
Flwrchoker: mwaaaahahahahahaha
LiNzMv85: i love u for this kristen
Flwrchoker: I love you for being born
LiNzMv85: ur the best friend...always there to cheer me up by devising evil plans to ruin peoples lives
LiNzMv85: who else would care that much
LiNzMv85: ;-)
Flwrchoker: i honestly have no idea...
Flwrchoker: hahah
LiNzMv85: hahha
Flwrchoker: but i'm here for you.... as long as there is evil in the world and mischief to be had.... as long as there are people to hate and lives to be ruined... i will be here for u lindsay vandermay
LiNzMv85: thank you...and i will be here 4 u kristen marie levy...to acompany u in the ruining of lives and to cheer you on as u perform mischeif deeds and acts of crulety to others that deserve it..and then i will make u believe that is was what we had to do and we will hafta do it again
LiNzMv85: mwahahaha
Flwrchoker: mwaaa ha ha ha haaaaaa
Flwrchoker: lindsay...
Flwrchoker: i love you
LiNzMv85: i know..i love you too
JRoSe4630: haha ok kitty, u have the tendency to distract me from the rest of the outside world so im gunna stop talking to you
JRoSe4630: and by stop i mean never stop
Flwrchoker: hahahahahahahahaha
Flwrchoker: NEVAAAAAA
Flwrchoker: keep holding on for one more dayyyy
JRoSe4630: stop distracting me!
JRoSe4630: u force your procrastination on others
JRoSe4630: and i am usually thankful however i need sleep right now
Flwrchoker: hahahahahaha
Flwrchoker: poppiesss poppies.. sleepppp sleeppp
JRoSe4630: hahahahah woooow ur so lucky i just loved that
Flwrchoker: procratination feels... so amazing to me
Benjihana04: no
Benjihana04: I'm a horrible procrastinator
Benjihana04: I just try to stop procrastinating
Flwrchoker: WHAT
Flwrchoker: this will never work out
Benjihana04: you're sooooo odd |
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| i missed two classes and no homework |
[Jan. 28th, 2005|12:27 pm] |
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my stomach is killing me and i didn't go to class... i'm such a waste right now... anyway... i'm on myspace now...cause i'm a huge loser... someone comment to me... because i'm bored |
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| I am the I am |
[Jan. 26th, 2005|08:32 pm] |
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSo... i've written this journal entry before and my aol kicked me off... meaning that i'm very upset. This is take two of the great comback journal entry and you beter all freaking love it. Many of u avid readers of my little collection of thoughts here have become very upset... and infact enraged that i haven't written lately... none of you were a very big fan of my poll.. largely because most of you already knew phila u sucked already... and didn't need a poll to tell you that. Anyway... my weekend was very very interesting and gloriously spontanieous (all over ur face)... and i'm going to tell you all about it. I went to st joes on friday night to visit what was a dear friend of mine. note that i used the word WAS. It was the most awkward and quite frankly horrific night of my life. firstly... jake has spys at st joes... and they told him where i was. Jake Ims the guy i was hanging out with.. has an hour long converstion with him... lecturing him on the value of honesty... and then proceeded to text and call me relentlessly until i answered. HORRIBLE... like why does he deserve to know my every life detail... and i love how my friend pussied out and told him every last thing. and JESUS.. hanging out with my friend that night was a fucking NIGHTMARE...i've never met a more neurotic... asshole basically in my life. you don't even want to know... i can tell you on an individual basis... but otherwise... i think u'd shit urselves reading it on here. it was really bad... i love how people treat me...
Saturday i went home and babysat this little girl... so cute. Little zoe... she would get up and spin in circles till she fell down... guess even little kids like feeling drunk and really fucked up... haha i think it was her form of drugs. then the snow came... i defeated mother nature and drove to philly... it took me three hours from newtown... u'd think with the fires from hell burning behind me it wouldn't have taken so long but it did. the rest of that night i stayed in with the roomies and watched tv and ate pie and icecream.. YUM
Sunday... we braved the cold and went to house of jin... a glorious little place where u can get chinese food... and cold, sweet, beautiful beer. so we got both of course and went to park heights to watch the game. I of course hate sports and were only in it for the food. that day i ate chinese, pizza, and icecream cake with the little cookie crumbles... AMEN. and i happened to clog my first toilet of the night... i swear it was broken. some kid had to like reach in the tank and pull the chain... he pounded me afterwards with the wet hand... like yay teamwork.. thats for flushing my piss buddy. me and natty were tired.. so we took some adderall... and kept going strong... we braved the cold again, and decided to see if my jeep baby could man up. and hell yes it did.. so we went to the Collar... and apparently through te day i built up QUITE the tolerance because i was not getting so shitty.. and i took like 4- 5 shots of god knows what. it was great... very great. ps.. clogges toilet number two... right before leaving my apt.. I SWEAR it's the septic system.. i swear.
Monday we went to the melting pot for our roomate erin's birthday...FONDUE I LOVE YOU. talk about yum... and talk about me being a complete fat ass... jesus... i ate like a fucking pig this weekend... and you know what, i love every last bite motherfuckers. and wanna know something... i wont gain an ounce... so top that. haha jk.
Last night i went to penn and got shitty of of wine with my friend scott... gotta love cheap wine... and gotta love theos boys. and thats it... now i'm here in bed typing... procrastinating a paper... that is due tommorrow... yes... i am so smart. today i went to pearl in the city with three of my favorite men... mike malitia, frank drago and ian reily...Ian, i love you and i want to bear your children. at least 2-3... and they will like awesome music and funny movies... and we can teach them things that kids thier age shouldn't know like the correct names for their " no-no's"... okay... well i'm gonna go... i love you... bye.. yes you... and jenna rose... and francesca... and lindsay V... i really love u... bye |
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| The power to DO... |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|06:26 pm] |
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OUT of sheer curiosity... and complete boredom...I took this poll among many of my friends here at Philadelphia university. Why did we come here... i mean for me... i didn't feel like applying to any schools after i got into here to quickly... but i wondered about the response of my loved ones... the following has been compiled for ur reading pleasure... some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
"I have a question for you... this is a survey for a girl that is transfering here... WHY ARE YOU... YES YOU, AT PHILA U... . THANKS.... sincerely.. Your friend kristen motherfuckin levy"
Freud002: Good aid package, small school - and of course
Freud002: Kristen Motherfucking Levy
Holmesy017: o, i'm at phila u because the architecture program is amazing
Holmesy017: jus make up some shit and tell her its alot of fun here and the people are crazy and party alot
JcOuAtNiNeA: i am honestly really only here for my major
GramMasterFlash: cause the architecture program, it was far away from my house, it was in philly, and there are mad bitches that go here
GramMasterFlash: i liked the campus a lot too
CMG1785: bc its dope
Who8mykandi: well i dont
Who8mykandi: i might transfer out
ChunksinPA: because originally it had my major, my family is from philly, and I could play golf for our school and I like being in this city
HOT pink 0505: the reason i am at this school is bc....i love my friends and the design program is good...
HOT pink 0505: but also....the guys suck
Jessevaughn04: because its a good architecture school and hot girls join the fashion design program
oOoKaRenMcoOo: tell her this: I HATE FUCKIN PHILLY U!! THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE HER IS TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SCHOOL!
trevorhorst: gay fashion desgin guys
Lollipop1126: haha ok well then i luv all the girls who think this is liek a hard core fashion school in the middle of nyc so they make sure to wear their tinyiest skirts and stilletos int he middle of the winter
GhettoRed519: and i'm here now b/c i learned a lot last year, i've made some good friends, and b/c our schools architecture program is one of the best in the country |
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| I wish i was a little bit taller... i wish i was a baller... |
[Jan. 18th, 2005|11:04 am] |
Valcke Bjorn: tsss bitch
Valcke Bjorn: you really are that
Valcke Bjorn: and you love it :-)
OKAY OKAY... if even a guy from belgium is calling me a bitch... i guess we know that it's true. I didn't know that cynicism and sarcasim translated. I'm sitting here during me (me?)break from class... and I'm reallllllllly not in the mood to clean. I had to sleep on the couch last night because my bed was so dirty... and i got caught up watching sex in the city for 6 hours straight... jesus. I can't decide whether it's glorious or insane. i think it's something that the genious possess and the insane lament.
Flwrchoker: u probably could give her a work out
Swany243zx: dude, i wouldn't get it up
Swany243zx: i'd need like 3 pounds of viagra and a few shots of 151
swanny just compared me to meg ryan... i absolutely love that... she's one of my favorites... when harry met sally... sleepless in seattle.. i mean COME ON... classics. "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. " ... i mean.. ugh.. THAT is love... right there. i want someone to be like " i love that you are nutty, i love that u like to cuddle for hours on end... i love that you like to stay online and look up old movie quotes"....lol... SHIIIIT.
ALSO... big fish quotes are my favorite. " truth is... i've always been thirsty".... UGH... okay this journal entry is outta control... u should post something... because i need to procrastinate thanks |
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| WHOAAA Black Betty |
[Jan. 16th, 2005|02:19 am] |
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FlwrChoker: you don't do much of anything
john palumb: wow..... ok......... i do know how to tie a mean noose... ill be right bask
john palumb: back
FlwrChoker: hahaha way to fuck up your death cry for help
FlwrChoker: u really should just kill yourself
john palumb: ha wow
FlwrChoker: lol
john palumb: i kinda wish i was going to kill myself just so you felt the guilt
FlwrChoker: hahahahahahaah
FlwrChoker: i wish you were my boyfriend only because u said that
john palumb: seriously
john palumb: im so lost, that this is not a convo anymore
Flwrchoker: Raven00123: your special
Raven00123: and scary
Raven00123: im not gonna lie
john palumb: who is that
FlwrChoker: alicia rosenbloom
john palumb: you love to hear that
FlwrChoker: i think it's funny
FlwrChoker: cause i dont DO anything abnormal... people just think i'm nutts
john palumb: you love to hear your weird and i love that
FlwrChoker: hahaha... i embrace it
That was me and john palumbo... I think he's a funny kid. I was looking up dane cook quotes today online because i'm a huge fat loser... and i realized how much i miss listening to dane all the time.. and i'm going to bring him back into rotation. anyone who has no idea who dane cook is... he's probably one of the funniest men alive... next to ellen degenerous.
I've been single for ummmm 30 days now... it's insane. I can't handle it. I went to U penn last night and had an amazing time... i visited my friend scott from georgia. and it was GLORIOUS. I drank jungle juice as if it was water and i was in the sahara. I didn't get fucked up though!! can u believe that shit? i can't. I drank half a fucking cocktail at paradigm and i was drunk off my ass earlier in the night WTF.
Tonight was really boring... i have the song black betty by Ram jam in my head... please download if if u haven't yet... whoaaaaaa black betty... bam a lammmm... whoaaaa black betty. haha jesus shoot me in the face... or at least the arm.. make it sting. Um I LOVE MY NEW APPARTMENT!!! Natalie is hilarious when she's drunk... if u haven't witnessed my roomate drunk in your lifetime.. u haen't lived. i'm very happy with the way my life is turning out.... jake is impossible... it's hard to stay away but i'm doing well... i need encouragement. I took all 15 people off of my "people i hate" list... and blocked all people who aren't on my list. people reading my journal under the name "uglyhobag" really got annoying... but thanks to whoever it was. really. thank you... u stupid asshole. i should fucking kill you and make it look like an accident. I bet i know who it was... and she thinks she's so fucking hot with her crispy hair and tan, over bleached blonde hair with roots, no eye brows, big ass gums and no lips and the body of a fucking 12 year old... and if it wasn't.. i'm not sorry... because i hate u anyway. how's that for venting? okay... it's three am.. i'm tired... goodnight |
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| crazy shit |
[Jan. 10th, 2005|10:05 pm] |
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So... i thought notch was the only nutley man who could serve me cold cuts... however, this si not so. We went to another one of jenna's friends houses... i asked for the cold cuts and people were clawing at this cold meat as if it was the last day on earth... this guy jazz made a fucking buritto loco out of only ham and cheese...glorious
but now to the most important story WOW... okay... so i was pulled over not once... but twice by those glorious nutley policemen this weekend. However, it was the same cop as last time and jenna wasn't there. i was like, what the fuck... why is this guy pulling me over fucking again when he got to my window. He didn't ask me for my registration though... he asked me for my number!! what the fuck? i was like holy shit... this is a god damn miracle. anyway.. we kept talking... and he was on break in 10 minutes so we went to the nutley diner and really hit it off... and he said....get this shit.... " i wont give u a ticket if u give me a blow job" WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!! are u serious. but i was like, what the hell you only live once... this conversation was so awkward... if u could only see it... but you know... this man was saving the world on ticket at a time... i figured i should save the world one hummer at a time. So he fucking takes me to THE POLICE COURT HOUSE with the sirens on... i was in the back... i was fucking hand cuffed... one was was there... it was so creepy... quite honestly i was scared for my life... but it was quick and amazing... and all of a sudden................he started pulling on my leg... like really hard... he was pulling on it... and pulling on it... just like i'm pulling on yours jacob andrew... u sly mother fucker... i know your "sugar98027" and u can kiss my big fat ass. |
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| The Laaaww |
[Jan. 10th, 2005|12:41 pm] |
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so... yesterday was interesting. Me and jenna went to a diner at 5 in the morning, saw someone getting arrested and feasted like it was our job. we went to bed... and woke up at about... ohhhhh 3:30 pm? yea, that sounds about right. we got out of bed twice... to eat lunch and to eat dinner... we watched 50 first dates, sex and the city, and a few other cheezy shows. We took a nice little drive at about 10 o'clock to get gas and to have a cig break. Did i mention that we drank champaign previous to this... to celebrate day 24 of being single... i made it this far... there is no turning back. Anyway... we are on our way to lous... and a fucking cop pulls me over... why? i didn't know... i was driving so nicely. Anyway... he comes to the window " license registration"...um... sorry officer, i dont have any of those things... we were just getting gas... OH! i have this credit card... so i gave him the credit card... and jenna for some reason had my 12th grade id in her wallet... so i was like and here's my twelveth grade id... " ohhh... 12th grade, huh"...yea... so then he asked me for anything that showed i owned the car... well i didn't. actually i did... but it was expired. he called in back up. haha... there were now two cars... jesus. So he got a little fed up with me... and was like hold on... just... just hold on. All my shit cleared... by apparently something was wrong with my dad's info... hmnnn.. he told me to get out of there... but i shouldn't drive around with a head light out... and have no info on me. HE probably told me to leave because i was so fucking happy to be pulled over in nutley. the cops are always hot men... omg... you have no idea. I was like laughing when handing him my scraps of information... and when he told me to go i was like " thank you... I LOVE NUTLEY"... and slowwwwly pulled away. oh jesus... men in uniform can't even tame me and jenna... thelma and louise... so then we went home... watched people chioce awards and ate pepperoni bread... looks like it's a successful day. the only way it would have been more sucessful is if that guido police officer started playing music... said just kidding... and ripped of his clothes and started stripping. THAT would have been a strange twist of fate. anyway... i'm about to go home... sad, but true... i have school soon... gross. whatever, i'm fine with that... |
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| Fuck the Franzia |
[Jan. 8th, 2005|03:43 pm] |
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Franzia wine will be the death of me... it really really will. I went to the Alligood's house... it started out innocent enough. I showed up at the same time as a few other girls from highschool a year younger. And slowly started realizing that I'm never going to be blonde enough, tan enough, thin enough or tall enough to ever have self confidence about my appearance in front of these girls... the only thing i could do... was be rowdy. I AM GOOD, GREAT EVEN, at ROWDY. So i drank some beer, had some cigarettes... then Meghans best friends showed up... brought it to my attention that there was Franzia in the fridge, and that jake was hanging out with Meghan.. welp, there went a few more down the hatch... not to mention more cig breaks and now not only was i drinking on an empty stomach- I WAS MIXING on an empty stomache. liquor before beer your in the clear... wine during beer... you'll throw up for a year. thats my new slogan... because it's true. I dont think anyone knew.. it was late... butttt it was annoying. i felt sick for like an hour... but it went away. Somewhere in there.. and this is the worst part of the story... i called jay. Jay... ugh. We were together for a month in december RIGHT before i met scott. We hooked up maybe... twice? god knows...but clearly it ended. We lost touch for a while... for obvious reasons... and then somehow... i think i called him because my sister was hanging out with him... and we started hanging out again. We hung out... alot in the summer. alot alot. I was starting to consider him a really great great friend... because not only do i love him, i love his friends. LOVE his friends, they are great. I always thought his girlfriend was really cool about us hanging out... i mean, most girls including myself hate when their boyfriend is hanging out with someone they used to date AHEM. anyway... i called him last night... didn't hear anything because the party was loud and hung up. Well, apparently his girlfriendpicked up. She freaked out, most likely because she thinks i hung up on her... HATES MY GUTS... and i am never ever allowed to talk to Jay. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK. Granted i love the hell out of him, but i respected the boundaries of friendship... always. ugh... when he needed someone to go with him to let out HER dog... who went? ME!! i was always so nice to the dog... fuck the stupid stupid dog. I'm so so upset. I can't talk to her, i can't show her that im' not a threat because now he tells me.. SHES ALWAYS HATED ME. ugh... why. why. FlwrChoker: daddy
JRoSe4630: sweet sweet daddy of mine
FlwrChoker: hahaha
FlwrChoker: i lost such a good friend
JRoSe4630: what??
FlwrChoker: jay... like i can never talk to him again
FlwrChoker: ...ever
JRoSe4630: stop gettin gupset!
FlwrChoker: daddy
JRoSe4630: fuck that, you'll find away around it
FlwrChoker: u would cry too if it happened to you
JRoSe4630: hahahaha
FlwrChoker: duh na na na naahhhh
JRoSe4630: hes a fag if hes gunna let her say who he can and cant be friends with
JRoSe4630: i was just with the hottest man alive
JRoSe4630: and our saliva touched
JRoSe4630: his name is dante ciffelli... a true guido
JRoSe4630: and he walked in and i was with john and james smoking pot and watching porn
JRoSe4630: how embarassing is that
FlwrChoker: hahahahahahahahaha how did u swap saliva
JRoSe4630: smoking a joint
FlwrChoker: wow... were the girls crazking eggs on their tits
JRoSe4630: haha no but there was an intense storyline
FlwrChoker: me and paul were watching a porn.. and i was like this sucks.. there's no plot. suddenly they start cracking eggs on their tits... in the shower... haha, and he was like " and u said there's no plot"
JRoSe4630: hahahahaha
JRoSe4630: are we the only people who do this shit with guys
JRoSe4630: and do it so casually?
FlwrChoker: it's true. ahahaha, without a second thought. seriously, doesn't jay's girlfriend realize thati have balls
JRoSe4630: haha
JRoSe4630: so there is truth to those rumors huh
JRoSe4630: hahahahha i am craching myself up
FlwrChoker: no... lies all lies
going to nutley again... ihave to get out of this place...loosing jake i could handle... not jay |
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